


Why do stupid teenage girls and delusional grown women have a fetish for vampires all a sudden? Vampire books, movies, soap opera, etc… I think the dudes now a days are to blame. When the guys wear more makeup then the gals I think the concept of necrophilia seems less revolting. They even sell “marital aids” you can fill with cold water to simulate the “boner of the undead” feeling. No joke.

My best friend Kim drew this comic. We’re in our college Honors Chemistry class together, and this is a spoof of our professor!
(Thanks for the submission, jkub-extreme!)
For some of us, locic and reason do not apply.
(via fyeahchemistry)
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
The bathroom. I get my best ideas there. It’s the one place no one would dare to interrupt my quiet time. Everywhere else it’s “Sir, you are making a scene.” or “What are you feeding my baby?”
People are boring. People on fire are interesting.